Subject: Fw: Christian One Liners
Some one-liners that I got in my e-mail. I did a bit of editing. Hope you like them. > >Christian One Liners > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >Don't let your worries get the >Best of you; remember, Moses started >Out as a basket case. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited >Until you sit in their pew. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >The good Lord didn't create anything >Without a purpose, but squirrels' come close. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >People are funny; they want to be in the >Front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >Opportunity may knock once, but temptation >Bangs on your doors and windows constantly. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you wouldn't be comfortable there. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >If your church needs a better pastor, you only need to pray for the one it has. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >Some minds are like concrete >Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >Peace starts with a smile. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >I don't know why some people >Change churches; what difference does >It make which one you stay home from?! > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >A lot of church members who >Are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >Don't put a question mark where God put a period. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >Forbidden fruits create many jams. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >God grades on the cross, not the curve. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >God loves everyone, but probably prefers >"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!" > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >He who angers you, controls you! > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >If God is your Co-pilot - swap >seats! > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >Prayer: > >Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty! > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >The task ahead of us is never as >Great as the Power behind us. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >The Will of God never takes you to >Where the Grace of God will not protect you. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >We don't change the message, the message changes us. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >You can tell how big a person >Is by what it takes to..........discourage him. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* > >The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: >1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given. > >*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
