There I was at Patrick A.F.B. in the mid 80's. As a single airman, I found
it to be a challenge to occupy my off-duty time. One of my favorite
past-times was to visit the Boat House and rent a canoe. Patrick A.F.B. is
situated on a long sandbar that sits just off the east cost of Florida. The
Atlantic Ocean is on its eastern coast and the Banana River is on its
western coast. It was the Banana River that I would launch out and paddle
along. Many well to do people had their own boats or gorgeous back yards
situated along the edge of the river. I could spend hours paddling along
the river and its many canals.
The trouble started one day as I was attempting to paddle south. The wind
off the ocean kept turning the canoe west. Being alone, the bow of the
little boat was not sitting in the water. This allowed the canoe to turn
easily and made steering a course against the wind almost impossible. I
needed some weight to counter balance me and push the bow back into the
water. I needed a big rock. That was asking a lot, since as I said,
Patrick A.F.B. is built on a sand bar. The only thing you find there is
sand. I did find a piece on discarded cement. It was like finding gold!
It was just heavy enough to put the bow into the water and it was wedge
shaped so it fit the canoe like it was made for it. With the rock in place,
I enjoyed the rest of the morning.
At noon I got hungry. The thing to do was to go back to the Boat House.
They had a snack bar that sold burgers and all things deep fried. On my way
back I began to worry about the rock. While eating lunch, what would happen
if a dock hand or some kid were to find it? Visions of it going kersplash
into deep water is all I could think of. So I looked around for a safe
place to put it. Luckily for me there were these huge beams underneath the
Boat House which was built out over the river on stilts. Huge poles like
telephone poles were driven into the river bed and formed the foundation for
this building. There was just enough space for a small boat like mine to
pass under the building, and that was the only way to reach these beams that
tied the poles together. So I paddled up to a beam, and skillfully
offloaded the rock onto it for safe keeping. Then I paddled over to the
dock, went inside and ordered some fish and chips.
So there I was just enjoying some deep fried fish and chips when a guy came
in. "Ladies and Gentlemen," he said, "this is not a drill. Please evacuate
the building immediately." I scooped up my meal and made my way out to the
front parking lot along with all the other guests and a few employees. The
place had become engulfed with S.P.'s (Security Police) the Air Force's
answer to Policeman. They were running around, guiding dogs and there were
even a few in a small boat. The Boat House employee that had called us out
happened to be right behind me, so I asked him what was going on. He told
me that an anonymous caller had seen a suspicious looking individual plating
a bomb underneath the Boat House. All they found was my rock, which they
took for evidence. I decided to go home and give up canoeing.
I have thought about this miss-adventure often. The lesson of that day was
multi pronged. One mans trash is another mans treasure would fit. It could
also be pointed out that one should avoid the very appearance of evil. To
my defense I had not given any thought to what my actions might appear to
be, hence the trouble. But the main point I'd like to make is this.
Security is a difficult duty. Those who are employed to provide security,
our Police, our Federal Agents and our Military, need to read this story and
take note. When faced with a situation, do not panic! Get the facts and
evaluate them. If I had planted a bomb, why then did I go inside and sit
down to eat a meal right above the bomb? That makes no sense! Why did I
plant it in the middle of the day while there were people around to witness
the event? And of all the places to hit, why would anyone want to blow up a
Boat House? It has no military value or strategic purpose! So the report
of a person planting a bomb under the Boat House in the middle of the day
should have been responded too with a bit of skepticism. In any case, one
officer could have identified the rock as a rock without the assistance of
dozen or so other officers. In this post 9/11 era, I think it is good
advice to remember that a lot of odd looking things happen for very good and
innocent reasons. We don't need to panic.
-Dan.